HUSTLER: What is new in the world of Donna? I understand you've become quite the entrepreneur.
D'ERRICO: I have a new spa, called ZenSpa, located in Calabasas, California. The spa is 5,000 feet, and I designed it myself. It is a mix of Tibetan monastery and American rustic. It's really very soothing. The spa is for both men and women, and we have very unique techniques. We have what we call the classical-rock massage. Rock, meaning music. JVC donated wireless headphones. There are three albums you can choose from: Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon, Moody Blues or Vivaldi's Four Seasons. It is the length of the whole album, and the massage therapists time the massages to the music. I wanted something in homage to my husband. When you think of massage, you don't normally think of rock 'n' roll, but it works.
HUSTLER: What compelled you to open a spa?
D'ERRICO: I wanted a place where people could go and escape. These times are stressful, with everyone going a million miles an hour. I started reading Zen philosophy and fell in love with it. Also, there were no great spas where I live. I had to keep driving to Beverly Hills. They weren't very personal, and I wanted a place where people felt at home.
HUSTLER: Does this mean you'll stop acting, or will you be able to handle both?
D'ERRICO: For a while, I was on a long hiatus, always working on the spa, but I have done some acting parts along the way. I did a cameo in Austin Powers: Goldmember. It was funny; I was selling melons. I had great lines: "Melons. Big, juicy melons." And then I didKiss the Bride with Alyssa Milano, Talia Shire and Jonathan Schaech. And recently I just finished a movie with Mark Hamill called Comic Book: The Movie. It's 100% improv; there are no lines. We actually made it up as we went. We had the basic premise, but that was it.
HUSTLER: Donna, please give out male readers advice on what to do in the bedroom.
D'ERRICO: Basically, this is how I feel: Don't try to reenact a porn movie you saw and start smackin' their asses, thinking you are all studly. It's not a turn-on. What you should do is make sure you know what you're doing while performing cunnilingus. There is nothing worse than a speedy tongue guy. Make sure you're on the right spot and ask questions. Just don't think you're the cunnilingus god while you're down there, and she's up there in hell. At that point, the woman thinks, Just come up here and fuck me.
HUSTLER: That's a problem? Uh, what I meant was, have you ever had sex with another chick? I read that you either did it one-on-one with a girl or in a threeway, but it wasn't clear which one.
D'ERRICO: That would be in a threeway with Nikki. It was when we both drank, and we were kind of fucked up. Alcohol has a lot to do with your decisions. It makes you uninhibited and crazy.
HUSTLER: Wow, a threesome, how horrible. Nikki, can you give the readers some advice on how to satisfy a woman and keep her wanting more? Donna says you're an expert at it.
SIXX: Well, I am an expert. I am an expert in listening. It's actually listening and licking. It's the Double-L, Listening and Licking Theory. It's the Nikki Sixx Double-L Theory; don't talk, just listen and lick- and leave. It's really the Triple-L!